Pointed Shoes

You can go and watch a band
There are no rules
But you can't play in one
Unless you've got pointed shoes

A uniform's a must
Put your greatcoat on
Grow a long fringe
Look like everyone

Wear a thousand badges
And a leather coat
In your bondage trousers
Sniffin' glue's a joke

You can go and watch a band etc.

Wear a denim jacket
With your faded jeans
Embroidered on your back
Are rock bands to be seen

Comb your greased-up hair back
Light a cigarette
Rockabilly Woodbines
On your old Dansette

You can go and watch a band etc.

But you may own a ranch house
And a Stetson hat
Dream all about the bedroom
In Dolly Parton's flat

So come and join us
Don't forget the rules
Forget all about the music
But bring your pointed pointed shoes

You can go and watch a band etc.