Bureau Of Psychic Control

Here at the Bureau of Psychic Control
We’re examining the phenomenon known as Rock And Roll
Our subjects’ encephalograms have a lot to say
Perhaps we’ll publish a report some day

These lines are the alpha and the beta waves
We can tell from the way that the needles behave
That the psychic disturbances are reaching their peak
When the patient is treated more than ten times a week

Here at the Bureau of Psychic Control