Abstract Albert’s Amazing Acid Experience

Abstract Albert took a trip
He travelled far away
He packed his mind into a case
And went off for the day

He caught the ship that plies for trade
As it journeys through the skies
The Captain says he’s in control
But we all know he lies

They had not travelled very far
When they came upon a tree
Said Albert to his other self,
"This is the place for me"

So he said farewell to the clouds and sky
As he climbed down to the ground
And he ate a frugal picnic lunch
On the ancient burial ground
He ate a frugal picnic lunch
On the ancient burial ground